Missy Sniper TEXT (mmj)

A small problem has arisen, Sir.

What is it?

I don't think it will take us long to iron out, but it seems our OUTLAW has selected the wrong targets.

What do you mean wrong, surely whoever she chooses it is up to her, That is the whole point.

Yes, but in this case, it could have unfortunate results.

Go on.

It is not required that the OUTLAW names he rtargets in advance, but she is at liberty to do so. Missy Sniper has chosen to by placing a small advertisement in the Daily Mail. See here it is next to the large advertisement on breast implants.

Read it to me, I have not got my glasses on. 

"OUTLAW Missy Sniper has selected this year’s victims and wishes to name them. They are:
- E L James, author of Fifty Shades of Grey
- Catherine Hakim, author of Honey Money: the Power of Erotic Capital"

So what?

Her choice of two women targets is not what we had hoped for.

No, you are right. We were expecting at least one man, and hopefully a banker.

It could be a hoax.

Do you think so?

Could be. Her little joke, putting a bit of fear and confusion out there.

Is she the joking sort? What do we know about our OUTLAW?

We know very little, only that she is young, probably 18 to 21, a student, and of course female.

What do you know about the colour of her shoes?

Sorry Sir.

The colour of her shoes; are they red?

I am rather inclined to think they are a dingy colour, brown, or something like that.

Because of her choice of target?

Yes.

But we could be so wrong.